How do we know when the zombie apocalypse is upon us? Can we trust that our friendly, ever so considerate of informing the public government will tell us? Probably not. We can hope that our “Fair and Balanced” FOX news teams will inform us… Probably not. CNN and BBC will maybe tell us. We instead have to rely on our own intuition for the warning signs of and upcoming apocalypse. Read the rest of this entry »
Imagine, zombies have destroyed the majority of out population. Looters have destroyed buildings and set fire to everything. Military personnel have fire bombed cities in order to neutralize the threat of zombies. This means that many of our less athletic but highly intellectual scientists may be dead. All our nuclear physicists, material scientists, biologists, geneticists, and inventors, are more than likely dead or feasting on human brains. All your cherished belongings and keep sakes are destroyed because you couldn’t afford the space needed to transport them. If we’ve strategically placed time capsules, then after the smoke settles, we can go back and get the things we use to love and cherish without threat of loosing them during wartime. If we safely tuck these items away, we can go back and get them.
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Monday I went to the shooting range to practice shooting and try out the Glock .40 and the Glock .45. Although the bullseye targets helped with aim, they didn’t help with the stressfull situations of real life zombies. In order to facilitate appropriate training, I found these zombie specific targets.
We all know the biggest obstacle we will face post zombie apocalypse is replenishing Earth with more human beings. Hopefully at this point we will have reached a new level of evolution for our species with only the strongest surviving members left. As we’ve seen in many many zombie movies there is always a beautiful girl in need of rescuing. She may have a hard exterior or shell that she’s developed from fighting off hordes of zombies. Loss of loved ones that she may be dealing with. She may even have past relationship problems that she’s dealing with. Such as, that asshole she was dating for many years who treated her like shit but she loved dearly because he was in a band or on the football team, whatever the case may be. Hopefully he’s dead now, ideally after being ripped apart and eaten alive by zombies and then by you shooting him in the face. Read the rest of this entry »
We all think about having a baseball bat handy or frying pan. We also consider the importance of having canned foods and bottled water available. But, how many think about how necessary it is to have a fresh clean pair of socks? Read the rest of this entry »
What your medical staff person needs for supply.
In addition to what Meg suggests:
My good friend Cypher has been helping me with crucial needs and tactical supplies. Weapons must be reliable and affordable. It’s better to have 2 Glocks than one Dirty Harry 6 shooter. Glocks are issued to every federal law enforcement agency. They are superior in reliability and efficiency. They are also low cost and easily available. Check your state for legislation, example it is illegal to poses handguns in Chicago, IL. The Glock will fire in the rain, mud, and dust storm; basically they will always fire and will never misfire. You can load them with a round in the chamber, throw it against the wall and it won’t fire. Read the rest of this entry »
The main purpose of this site is to have a system for identifying who we can trust and who we can’t. In addition to undead zombies that are trying to eat you, we also have to be careful of lutters and other malicious people. Unfortunately not all people can be trusted, even military personnel as demonstrated in 28 days later and 28 weeks later. Read the rest of this entry »
Many of you may wonder, what is the purpose of this. Sure, everyone can plan for the zombie apocalypse by stock piling canned goods and bottled water, but these resources may run out before help finds you. I feel it is a much better option to have a systematic plan for moving and gathering supplies and support. Read the rest of this entry »
5 scientific reasons zombie apocalypse could actually happen